Even More Evidence That My Existence Somehow Displeases the Cosmos

Halloween night is the worst possible night to have the doorknob on your front door cease to function.

2 Responses to “Even More Evidence That My Existence Somehow Displeases the Cosmos”

  1. joanna :

    Did you have to throw open a window and throw candy at the kids?

  2. Lance :

    My doorbell broke without my knowing it. I kept wondering why people insisted on knocking.

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